Phone Number
Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
Are you relaxing?
A sardarji was resting in a beach one day. Then a foreigner calls him and ask: Are you Relaxing?
Then sardarji said: no, no I am Santha Singh. He again takes rest.
Then another foreigner calls him and ask again the same question: Are you Relaxing?
Sardarji again: no…… I am Santha Singh…
He become very angry. He looked here and there and found one foreigner was resting there…
He went and call him “hello, Are you relaxing?
The foreigner said: yes I am relaxing.
By hearing this Sardarji took and beat him
Then said: you sleep here calmly. There are so many people finding you….
To kill ants here is a great tip:
Touch some chilly powder on sugar and give it to ant. Since ants like sugar that much they ate it. But there is chilly powder over the sugar. Isn’t it? Ant can’t tolerate. He ran to well or water tank that is available to drink some water. Next is your job. Follow the ant slowly, carefully without making a drop of sound. When you reach very behind of ant pick his legs and pull him into the well or tank….
