Friday, September 26, 2008

Nice article I found on net

George Bernard Shaw once asked an attractive woman seated next to him at a dinner table, "Madam, would you go to bed with me for a thousand pounds?" The woman shook her head. "How about 50,000 pounds?" he continued. The woman, after further thought, coyly replied, "Perhaps." Shaw continued, "How about five pounds?" The woman exclaimed, "Mr Shaw, what do you take me for!" Shaw calmly replied, "We have already established what you are. Now we are merely haggling for the price."

Monday, August 11, 2008

QualiSpace Announces Virtual Private Servers Promo!

QualiSpace(http://www.qualispace.com) Announces Virtual Private Servers Promo! Wednesday August 6th 2008, QualiSpace, a leading ICANN Accredited domain name registrar and hosting company announced Virtual Private Servers Promotional offer for all new as well existing Customers and Resellers.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

New product launch

Points to be considered for introducing a new product

1)      Understand the product thoroughly

a.       Highlight the important points

b.      USP of the product

c.       Niche market for this product

2)      Prepare material for the product

a.       Web site content & design

b.      NewsLetter content and design

c.       PR content

d.      Brocher content, design and printing

3)      Educate team members for the new product

4)      Plan the marketing of the product and execute as per planned

5)      Keep a strong watch on activities and progress

6)      Prepare reports regularly, may be, either daily or weekly initialy.

 

Friday, June 06, 2008

Incredible India!!!

few jokes collected from net

Phone Number

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".

Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".

Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".

Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

 

Are you relaxing?

A sardarji was resting in a beach one day. Then a foreigner calls him and ask: Are you Relaxing?

Then sardarji said: no, no I am Santha Singh. He again takes rest.

Then another foreigner calls him and ask again the same question: Are you Relaxing?

Sardarji again: no…… I am Santha Singh…

He become very angry. He looked here and there and found one foreigner was resting there…

He went and call him “hello, Are you relaxing?

The foreigner said: yes I am relaxing.

By hearing this Sardarji took and beat him

Then said: you sleep here calmly. There are so many people finding you….

 

To kill ants here is a great tip:

Touch some chilly powder on sugar and give it to ant. Since ants like sugar that much they ate it. But there is chilly powder over the sugar. Isn’t it? Ant can’t tolerate. He ran to well or water tank that is available to drink some water. Next is your job. Follow the ant slowly, carefully without making a drop of sound. When you reach very behind of ant pick his legs and pull him into the well or tank….