A dog that talks

A salesman is driving around in Indiana and he sees a big sign  in front of a  house on country roads.

 

"For Sale a dog that talks".  He stops, rings the bell and the  owner tells him the dog is  in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and  sees a Labrador  retriever sitting there.

 

"You talk?" he asks the dog.

 

"Yep," the Lab replies.

 

"So, what's your life story?" he inquired further.

 

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that  I could talk when I was  pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I  told the CIA about my  gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from  country to country,  sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,  because no one figured a dog  would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight  years running."

 

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I  knew I wasn't getting any  younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for  a job at the airport to  do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and  listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings  and was awarded a batch  of medals."

 

"I then got married to a beautiful bitch and fathered a vast mass of puppies, and now I'm  just retired."

 

The salesman is amazed. He goes back in and asks the  owner what he wants for the  dog.

 

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

 

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are  you selling him so cheap?"

 

"Because he's a damn liar. That son of a bitch never did any of  stuff he says he did."